Post Card from Hell: The aftermath

I realize that I haven’t posted on this blog since June, even though I promised to document the whole journey. Here’s the issue: This part of the journey sucks. It’s not good news and exciting changes. It’s struggle. It’s depression. And it’s hard to write, which is a guarantee it will be hard to read. But I’m finally ready. I won’t sugar coat it, and I won’t censor my thoughts. Hopefully that won’t offend anyone, but in my opinion, the raw and ragged truth of it is what makes it worth sharing.

I was on a high after buzzing my head, for like, 3 weeks.  I was proud, my head felt soft and fuzzy, and I literally didn’t even have to towel my head dry after a shower. It was ahhhmazing.

Don’t these look so happy?? This is one and two weeks after the buzz, that’s why.

Then–no big surprise–the regrowth started. And it didn’t hurry.

Pretty soon I looked like a full-blown baby gorilla. You know what I’m talking about. 2 inches of straight up fuzzy helmet hair. I couldn’t style it. I couldn’t make it behave with product, I couldn’t even comb it. It was funny for a minute, but then my demons emerged.

Last fall when I started this hair thing my motivations were two-fold. One, I wanted to try all the hair styles. Fun, scary, exciting. That sounded like a recipe for empowerment. And two, I wanted to challenge my looks. My eating disorder was ruling my life and my body image issues had become unmanageable. If I changed my hair and eventually buzzed my head I’d be forced to face down all the shallow parts of myself. I pictured myself laughing at them. I pictured myself cleaning out these closets in my soul and when I found the brutal abusive boyfriend people refer to as ED (Eating Disorder), I’d laugh at him and kick him out. Like a boss.

What I found instead was more like that creepy little girl from The Ring, staring me down and leering from a haunted corner of my mind. Every time I tried to tell her I was strong she smiled her disturbing, crooked smile and whispered her little lies in my head. I believed them.

Dammit, you guys, I believed them.

I don’t have many pictures of this time, for obvious reasons. But here’s one where you can practically feel the insecurity oozing off of me.

I can’t get into all the details, but what followed was a summer of defeat. A summer of complete undoing. I’d been convinced that I didn’t have good looks anymore, so I had nothing. I was nothing. By the end of July, I realized something.  Maybe people that took their own lives hadn’t necessarily quit. Maybe they didn’t do it because they were selfish. Maybe, just maybe, they had taken their lives because they’d tried everything else. Maybe they knew their load was so heavy they wouldn’t make it into their golden years still carrying it. Maybe they were out of ideas, and tries, and couldn’t stand to watch the people around them try to help, knowing it wasn’t helping, but their loved ones still had to deal with them everyday.

I began to empathize with suicide. And it scared the hell out of me.

Nathan, of course, had noticed this drastic darkening. He’d seen me retreat into myself and become a bitter, snippish version of the girl I once was, and he was scared, too. And when I finally confided the depth of it he stepped in. He was strong enough to do what I couldn’t. He didn’t suggest professional help. He demanded it.

I can see now that my hair journey did exactly what it was supposed to. It took me to the shallow parts of myself and I faced them. I just didn’t picture that enemy being so out-of-my-league. I really thought I was strong enough on my own to let the illness go, guys. But I wasn’t. And so began the chapter of my life I call the hell of therapy. It started with intensive work at the Center for Change eating disorder clinic. I’ll tell you all about my tyrant dietician, and the Hallmark-movie group sessions, and my excruciating one on one sessions. But I’m not gonna lie. It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done. And I’m not done. So, if you want the truth, stay tuned. I’ve been promised it will be worth it in the end.

This is me at the end of September. One cool thing about baby gorilla hair is the amazing bed head.

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Vulnerability is violet, procrastination is blue, you use up all your color, and then what do you do?

The Faux-hawk phase lasted much longer than anticipated 🙂 Like, months longer.  But once I started messing with colors, a very magical thing happened.

If you look closely at that purple, you’ll see it’s rather, um, bright. I happen to have a shirt the exact same unearthly hue, and believe it or not, the day after we dyed it I threw on my purple shirt. Without remembering my hair was purple.

 More than half-way through the busy Saturday, standing in front of my reflection at a paint store window, I looked up. My shirt matched my hair. Exactly matched my hair.

As embarrassing as that is, I want to point out the most important part of this story.
I FORGOT MY HAIR WAS PURPLE.
I went about my day, doing my things, not thinking about what I looked like. 

The next week I gave a Love and Logic presentation to fifty women in a MOPS group downtown. Not once while I was speaking did I think about how I looked while I was speaking. I felt my own spirit in that place, my own soul coming out unfettered by any insecurities. That’s magic.

The same thing happened with the blue, and though I got a lot of fun attention, and I loved the cool and funky ways the colors faded out, most of the time, all I felt was authentic. I was me. Really, really me. Does that sound like magic to you??
MAGIC AND FREEDOM!

Two full months of freedom.

Then I had to face the goal. The end goal has always been a buzz cut. I’ve been saying it all along. People have been reminding me of it all along. And when it came time, things came up. So I used up all my old color, and kept the faux for “just another couple weeks,” and more things came up. Some were legitimately good reasons to hold off buzzing. Some weren’t. Some made me think I wasn’t being true to the people who were waiting to see pictures. Some reasons made me think I wasn’t being true to myself.

I loved the purple faux-hawk. Really loved it. I could have stayed with it for years, but the point wasn’t to find the hairstyle I liked the most. The point was to challenge my looks. The point was to try something that scared me. The point was to do something to my hair that I knew would take years to grow out. And learn to love and accept myself in it, no matter how it looked.

So, one sunny morning on vacation in South Carolina, my bedhead and I braced ourselves.  I handed my loved ones the clippers. My daughters, my nephew, and my sister in law went to town.

And I came out renewed. No one has to agree with that statement. You don’t have to like it. You certainly don’t have to tell me I still look cute. I don’t care if I look cute. I did something I’ve wanted to do my whole life. It scared the crap out of me, and I did it. There will be consequences. I’m already enjoying some of them. But I embraced the deed and all its consequences.

PEOPLE, I FEEL VERY PROUD.

Looks 7-9 – Faux-shizzle

People, I think I’ve arrived at the place this experience was meant to take me. INSECURITY.

Insecurity in the form of Faux Hawks.

 

Every time I glimpse myself in the mirror I pause to get my bearings. These styles are SO different. Once I saw my friend on the street and I stopped in my car to ask her a question. She answered in a strangely polite way.  I said, “Friend, it’s Rachel,” and then I nearly peed my pants laughing as the truth crept across her face. Classic. That happened so many more times. I still hear “I didn’t even recognize you!” almost every day.
 
 So, here they are as critics have named them. The three faux-hawks:

The Billy Idol (blonde shaggy)
 

 The Punk (turquoise-shorter-sides)
 

 and The-that’s-better-than-the-turquoise (Titanium short faux)
 

Not everyone liked the styles. There was a time when someone literally could not look at me. She turned her head and told me she didn’t like my hair. I laughed a little and cried a little inside that day. Another time a lady I barely knew went out of her way to tell me how much she doesn’t like it, or get it, and then offered various reasons why she wasn’t the right person to like my hairstyle. I frequently held my tongue.

Also, when I had the turquoise faux-hawk, I experienced awkward staring for the first time in my life. I mean, even when I was in the Netherlands wearing a name tag, long skirts, and a helmet astride a bike I wasn’t stared at like I was one night with The Punk. Usually you don’t notice when people look at you, but that night at a wedding reception, everywhere I looked I met someone’s eyes. It was bizarre. I think they might have been confused because I was holding hands with a very responsible looking man, but I could be wrong. Which brings me to my next point.

Stereotypes. They’re for real.

When I’m out with my girlfriends, people assume we’re lesbians. I’m not just guessing about this. They say stuff. Not rude stuff; most of the time people are warm and accepting, but it’s funny how a haircut can change what others assume about your life.


I can’t say I feel super about myself everyday with this style, but there are moments I feel so cool I grin like a kid. I mean, I have a blue faux-hawk! I don’t have many more things to try before the end of phase one and the beginning of phase two, and I’m not going to lie. I’m really scared. So far, though, the experience has been so overwhelmingly positive, so fascinating and perception-altering that I’m excited to see it through. I’m excited to see “me” in all this. I am learning to recognize shallowness in myself and little by little, begin to let it go.





Phase 1: Look 6 Just a little bit of Pixie dust

 It’s officially the beginning of the end of Phase One.
I’m calling it the long-shaggy-pixie. You can call it whatever you want.

 This hairstyle worried Rachel the most. She actually lost sleep over it. I had complete faith in her, though. I also had zero understanding of the color chemistry involved in this kind of transformation. The answer was: several applications, blistered hands (hers), a singed scalp (mine), and several real prayers begging that my hair follicles wouldn’t give up and let go.

 During the two-day process, I had the privilege of channeling my inner Shaneequa, Carol Brady, and Donald Trump. We were quite afraid, actually.

But the most terrifying times were made fantastic by my support group. They laughed at the right moments, squealed at the right moments, and basically made all the moments feel like the important experience this was meant to be.
L-R: Jenny, Me, and Rachel. 
Steff wasn’t there day 2, but she was there for the scary day1!

And, Rach has outdone herself. We ended up with a style I’d NEVER have tried before. It’s so foreign, and so fun. There are latent pastel highlights hanging on from the pink, purple, and blue past styles. I kind of love them. The only downside to this do, really, is that now no one in my neighborhood waves back to me. I still drive the same car, but apparently, a good portion of people recognize us based on our hairstyle.

 

I don’t feel as naked as I thought I’d feel. I don’t feel as elderly as I thought I’d feel. But I don’t feel same-old-me, either. This one is definitely different. This will probably be the only few weeks I’m blonde in my whole life, and it’s exciting! I can’t believe it took me so long to allow myself this experience. It’s been one of the most important of my life.

Phase 1: Look 5

It finally happened. I can officially say I did NOT like a style on me. I guess we all knew it would happen at some point. So here’s look #5.

 There’s nothing wrong with it. It was exactly what I asked for. Chin length, stacked in the back, red with caramel highlights. And as soon as it was done I knew.

 

Nope. Definitely not me.

The color’s not bad, the cut was, of course, expertly executed. But for some reason, it didn’t resonate at all with my idea of me. It felt like someone else’s hair on my head. Crazy, right? Especially since it wasn’t that different from look 4. Also, I should have felt that with all of the looks so far. None of them were me.

Except they totally were.

I’m sure there’s some deep psychological reason for it, but I’m not even going to try to find out what it is. All I need to know is that one didn’t work for me. I kept it for whopping ten days, and then we moved on.

To the pixies. Blonde ones.

Who’s ready??




Phase 1: Look 4

I’ve been putting off writing this post.
 I think it’s because I don’t have anything profound to say. I’m sitting here thinking, and still I can’t think of a thing to tell you.  Really. The chick who can talk for two hours without skipping a beat has nothing to say.
No life lessons. No profound insights. No earth shattering discoveries.
The cut and style are fantastic. The look is easy, versatile, and it’s red. I love all those things. I’d prepared myself to feel vulnerable and freaked out this time, but, I’m good. I’m not scared of the styles anymore. Any of them.
 Maybe it’s because I’m doing it. The anticipation of trying all the hairstyles is over, and fear is no longer a formidable obstacle. Short hair isn’t a spooky whisper in a dark and empty house.
 My neck isn’t even that cold. Plus I have scarves. And one by one, my flimsy reasons for never trying short hairstyles fall to the ground with every snip of Rachel’s scissors. Maybe it’s because I’m finally allowing myself to have an experience I should have allowed my whole life.

 Or maybe it’s because I know that no matter what these styles look like on me, they are not ME. 
I’m me. And I’m awesome.

I’m about to ask you to do something hard, but I don’t care. I want you to tell me the thing you love most about yourself. What makes you awesome? I want you to write it because I want  to hear you own it. Most likely, we’re all aware of it, but I want to hear you say it. You don’t have to post it publicly on this blog, you can email, text, or message me. Who’s in??

Phase 1 Look 3.5 – Define Extreme….

Above:  Look 3.5 as described by my girls.
Below: Look 3.5 as described by my phone’s camera.
 
 No, that is not hot pink hair chalk. Also, if you’ve ever wondered how to get colors this vivid into your hair, ask us. Rachel figured it out. It’s easier than you think, but requires a certain amount of shame elimination. We’re talking wearing foils at the post office, foils at the school, foils while you purchase new underwear, foils while you take a picture with famous people (Of all the days to see my kids’ heroes) But then you get to look as cool as this at your cub den meeting:

Totally worth it.

Here is the lesson I took away from Look 3.5:
I told Rachel that from this point on, she’d probably see the whinier, more insecure side of me, because after this style, I’ll be terrified of every hairdo we try. This length is officially the last comfort zone I have. All the shorter styles coming are the “extreme” ones. She looked at the magenta, radiant orchid, and cyan dye bowls she’d been mixing, and laughed. Hard. Then she said, “Everything you’ve done so far is extreme to someone.”

She’s the smartest, again. Every change we make in life can be viewed as extreme, either because of the time spent in a certain state before changing, or because of the distance from point A to the change. Everyone has their own scale on which to define “extreme.”

I’m getting stares, I’ll admit it. Most kids think I’m the coolest, and their parents refrain from commenting.:-) But, I’m also losing some preconceived ideas about people now that I’m the person with pink hair. Who am I to decide what’s stylish for others? My little measuring stick can’t apply to someone else because they have a different stick, and their point of view is as valid as mine. Even when the points of view are at odds. No, especially when they’re at odds.  I’ll really need to keep this in mind as I jump into Look 4, because I’ll be dying to judge myself. Let’s hope I don’t. Valuable philosophical lessons can occur when we embrace changes. Especially the extreme ones.

What kinds of “extreme” things have you thought about trying? Inspire us with your ideas. I promise not to be offended if none of you say pink highlights.